"Jennifer Lawrence does not exist to fulfill my masturbatory fantasies. Jennifer Lawrence is not a thing to be passed around like a joint at a party. Jennifer Lawrence is a human fucking being. And she’s not my property, and she’s not your property, and we all need to back the fuck off."

Jennifer Lawrence is not a thing to be passed around (Playboy.com)

Alright everybody, even fucking Playboy has officially condemned leaking nude pictures. Just let that sink in. (Also: four for you Playboy. You go Playboy.)

(Source: jennfierlawrecne, via pinupglitterkitten)

spaceyiffs:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

the-snowflake-owl:

fandomstuck:

im at my church and im using the wifi here and i look to see what my connections are and

image

Puns that bad are mortal sin

(via stellarsarah)

titledtofight:

Brand New - Degausser

titledtofight:

Brand New - Degausser

(via heartattackkidd)

Tags: brand new

chefboyardeezie:

it’s almost been 2 years since the most influential event of all time

chefboyardeezie:

it’s almost been 2 years since the most influential event of all time

(via halfthetimetwicemyage)

sarahkasprzyk:

DO NOT DELETE CAPTION

Lake Louise, Banff National Park (August 2014)Alberta, CANADA
By: Sarah Kasprzyk

sarahkasprzyk:

DO NOT DELETE CAPTION

Lake Louise, Banff National Park (August 2014)
Alberta, CANADA

By: Sarah Kasprzyk

(via stellarsarah)

kenneth-pepper:

dc-fitandhealthy:

treeeeston:

thefreckledavantgardegoober:

mysticmisfit89:

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck.

That nigga taller than some trees

For the comments 😂

This has to be bullshit brenanf999 my resident expert on all things Canada. Please help me not go insane.

As a Canadian that has been CHASED BY A MOOSE yes they are this big. As a Canadian that knows other people that have been chased by moose I know that they are this size. It is scary and majestic all at the same time.

(Source: outdooroddities.com)

shipwreckd:

“Jabba”
by Pumpkin-Candy

shipwreckd:

Jabba

by Pumpkin-Candy

(Source: hiddentavern, via geidixprimes)

stellarsarah:

Someone get me out of this fucking awful class

Aw that’s pretty awesome. :)

stellarsarah:

Someone get me out of this fucking awful class

Aw that’s pretty awesome. :)

starryskiessandbutterfliess:

You might say this is the coolest part of my job 😉

That pun! I love it!

starryskiessandbutterfliess:

You might say this is the coolest part of my job 😉

That pun! I love it!

backdoorteenmom:

tomato soup is basically heated ketchup and I refuse to have any part of it

(via awesierraome)

jessehimself:

do the math

jessehimself:

do the math

(via ambernylecrocodile)

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

(via stellarsarah)

etsyifyourenasty:

The Great Pumpkin is Coming
lightmaze:

New York. Autumn.

lightmaze:

New York. Autumn.

(via quadguyin-china)